Did you know …if you boil an egg in a pot of water and completely forgot about it for an hour (or more), that all of the water will boil out, and that the egg will stick, burn and explode? The egg will pop and cause an unusually loud bang that will scare you out of your pants. Your 65 pound dog will turn into a scared little Chihuahua afraid to go anywhere near the sound. You will grab your salad fork from dinner as protection against the possible home invader and bravely go towards the kitchen as you quickly realize that somehow, you’ve managed to almost burn your house down. As your barefoot steps on burnt egg shells and egg parts, you will remember that quite some time ago, you attempted to boil an egg. The dog that followed behind (not in front) of you will then attempt to eat the egg that has splattered on the stove, cabinets, walls and floor. The dog and the broom will fight for egg scraps as you clean up the huge mess; laughing at the fact you and a frightened dog were going to save the day with a fork.